Thursday, September 11, 2008
Alright, since now is the high time for lame jokes, why not I share it with you all..?? ^_^
From Max Koh
Q: Papa tau sa pau, Mama tau sa pau and Baby tau sa pau were crossing the road but the Baby tau sa pau got hit by a car. Why did Papa tau sa pau slap Mama tau sa pau?
A: Coz when Baby tau sa pau got banged, it came out char siu.
Q: Man tau, tau sa pau, and Char siu pau went for a sad movie together. Why only tau sa pau and char siu pau cried when the movie ended?
A: Coz man tau got no fillings (feelings)
Q: Now only tau sa pau and char siu pau went for another movie. How come only tau sa pau cried?
A: Coz they got fifferent fillings.. hahha
From Jason Chong
Q: Got 10 fishes in a pond and then one died. How many left?
A: 9
Q: Okay, den the dead fish is removed, how come the water level in the pond raises?
A: Coz the 9 fishes cried.
Q: why penguin's front part is white but his other part of the body is black?
A: Coz his hands to short can only wash the front part.
Q: Why superman wears so tight underwear?
A: Coz he wear 'S' size.
Q: You wanna hear a long joke or or short joke?
Long: "JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE"
Short: "Joke"
From Jason Hong
Q: One day, Doraemon says hi to hello kitty, but why didnt hello kitty response?
A: Because she doesn't have a mouth.
Q: Ok, lets say she went for plastic surgery to get a mouth and says hi to Doraemon, why didn't he response?
A: Because he doesn't have any ears.
Q: A bird take 2 hours to fly from A to B in the morning. But why he only takes 1 hour to fly from B to A at night?
A: Coz in the morning the sun shine to bright, he have to cover his eyes with one wing and fly with the other. So his time to fly from A to B doubles.
Q: Which artists isn't afraid of the rain?
A: Rihanna - Coz she has umbrella.
Q: There's a black cat and a white cat. A white cat feel down to the drain, the black saves the white cat. What did the white cat says to the black cat?
A: Meow.
Feeling like shooting yourself after reading? hahaha.. Me too.
There's so much more but need to show movements punya. So bloody lame man~
